Swine Safari Ride
Step right up and feast your eyes on the ultimate mobile hog haven. This awesome/radical/superb contraption is laden with every delightful/delicious/scrumptious thing a hog/pig/squealer could ever desire. We're talkin'freshly-picked acorns, comfy mud pits, and a whole herd/group/gaggle of friendly faces just waitin' to greet ya. This ain't your av